Guest Post: David Roxas

"Skittles"

There is something surely magnificent about Skittles. What exactly? Who knows these days especially since people took their heads out of their bottoms and started to speak their own minds. But seriously, what makes Skittles so fun to eat? Is it because its slogan is ‘Skittles, taste the rainbow?’ Is that even what a rainbow taste like? Has anyone ever ventured up to a rainbow, tasted it, and said “Mmm, this truly tastes like Skittles!” And why does that slogan only work with Skittles? Then again, you would never see anyone eat Cheetos and say “Mmm, Cheetos, taste the rainbow!”