Landlady

Did that squirrel just growl at me? I think that squirrel definitely growled at me. It’s looking at me like I’m trespassing on its turf.

Hey buddy, who do you think you are growling at me like that? (I didn’t even know you little guys made noise.)

What am I doing on your grass? I own that grass! No, no, that’s insensitive of me. Of course you live here, too. Don’t look at me like that! Hey, wait! We can be friends! I know you need your space, but I’ll—I don’t know, here I’ll pay rent. Here’s an acorn.