Verbatim...almost

Christina: You sound awful.

Laura: I’m sick.

Christina: That’s not good. Want Echinacea tea?

Laura: What does it taste like?

Christina: Eucalyptus.

Laura: Oh, no I don’t like that.

Christina: Yeah, it tastes like ass.

Laura: Do you have ginger tea?

Christina: Yeah. We have gingersnaps and gingerale, too.

Laura:  Don’t like it. Well, no, I like it, but only on planes.

Christina: But, it’s good for sickness. Tastes good…

Laura: I only like it on planes!

Christina: Just take the gingerale!

Laura: I don’t want your damn gingerale!

Christina: Yeah, I figured. I just have so much damn gingerale.