Sunday, February 8, 2009

Philosophy

What do you think you’re doing?

…Making eggs.

Um, no. You’re scrambling.

That’s how you make eggs, dumbass.

I wanted eggs. Not a scramble.

Are you serious?

Completely. When I say eggs, I expect the goddamn sunny side!

Too late. The pan is hot.

I refuse to eat those non-eggs.

This is the eggiest you’ll ever see these eggs.

Nope. You’ve completely annihilated their inherent eggness.

I think you need to think outside the egg a little.

Har har, har.

Can you please just eat them? Such a waste.

Maybe you should think about what “eggs” really means next time.

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