Many uses for a roll of toilet paper

Many uses for a roll of toilet paper:

1) Wipe your bum
2) Blow your nose
3) Piece of art
4) Didgeridoo
5) Bandage for a swollen finger
6) Telescope
7) Head pillow
8) Football
9) Wallpaper with its elegant textures
10) Surrender flag
11) Step-up to reach the top of the medicine cupboard
12) Sponge for soaking up spilt milk
13) Telephone over shoutable distances
14) Scroll for unimportant scribbles
15) Book-end for light reading
16) Lamp shade on dirty lamps
17) Fuel for bonfire
18) Deodorant for underarms
19) Exterior decoration for house or office
20) Bottomless cup