Influenced by George Saunders

            “Hal, we gotta Operate!”

            “Waddaya mean Operate?”

            “The man’s intestines are where the throat should be! We gotta Operate!”

            “Well lemme take a look at ‘im. Carl, this is simple. Laxatives, then a stay in Physical Reorientation, and he’ll be fine. Operation, huh!”

            “OK, Hal, that’s a load of B.S. and you know it. If this ain’t an Operation, I ain’t a doctor.”

            “Sheez Carl, remember last time?”

            “Hal, we’re paid to do this. So what if we F up a few times, we’re getting the bacon. And if we don’t, this guy’s gonna be digesting bacon in his throat!”