Text Messages Lead To Very Disjointed Conversations

- How’s your day going?
- Eating sushi. It is filled with eel. How was dancing last night?
- Ohh eel sounds slippery. Just like your mom last night.
- I had dinner with my mom last night jerk. Swallowing wasabi by itself is not that cool.
- You’re not cool. Last night was aight, busted a bunch of moves, you know.
- My self-esteem is in the gutter, thanks. Ever seen asparagus tempura? So good!
- Sounds hateful. Just doing what I can for your self-esteem aka massive ego. Remember Laura?
- Yeah, why? And you need to try this asparagus. And my ego barely exists now. And...