Rocks?

Years from now, I think to myself, what new discoveries shall there be? What new-fangled phenomenon will youngsters be quoting out of soda pop caps without question? Well, I believe that they will discover that rocks—those giant immovable things that seem to just be, are alive. The only reason why we won’t have discovered it earlier was because rocks breathe once every century, and move a meter every 2-3 centuries. They will discover that rocks can laugh, often when tickled by hikers’ feet. They will find that rocks are just another species of living organism like quails or people.