Plane Flight

"Who's flirting now?" whispered the barf bag to the safety brochure. The barf bag was a plain old guy and even his whisper was nasally.

The airline magazine was dozing off as usual after being flipped through quickly and completely.

"She took me clear out of the pocket," continued the barf bag. "Clear out of the pocket."

"Didn't she notice your winking at her?"

"Oh I'll bet she did," said the barf bag, rubbing his partly bald head. "I saw it in her eyes. She's just waiting for her boyfriend to snooze off before she takes me out again."