Counting

Right, so it doesn’t count because…

Dude, I’ve told you this already. It never counts unless you’re in love with her.

And you’re not in love with her?

Nope. Plus, it was over international waters. Doesn’t count when you’re in a different country.

If you say so. How long has it been since you guys started going out though?

About…shit. It’ll be six months on the fourth.

Really. And she’s never found out about your counting rules?

Nope.

Look, why don’t you just stop tormenting the poor girl and break it off?

Because…she’s a good person. I don’t want to hurt her.