“Steven, come in here”
“I didn’t mean to, Mr. Johnson.”
“When you broke the window, we could replace it. But we can’t simply get Mrs. Bronwyn a new cat.”
“We’re out of milk again, dear.”
“I’ll pick up a carton on my way home from work. Non-fat?”
“Yep, can you pick Kimmy up from ballet too?”
“I told you I loved you”
“And I told you I loved you”
“So that makes both of us…liars”
“How simple, yet effective!”
“Robert, I guarantee you won’t regret this purchase.”
“Why, if I can sit down, I’ll mow my lawn every day!”
Love the unannounced juxtaposition, and that last line is great!
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