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I enjoyed dinner very much tonight.

Thank you! I made sure to put in your favorites.

I noticed. The filet mignon was tender, but not overdone.

I learned how to sear the meat but keep the moisture from this article I read in the paper today. You're looking quite dapper this evening. Special occasion?

No, not really. Although, if you are so inclined, I would love to rob a bank with you tonight.

I would like that very much. Shall I get my coat?

Oh no, let me.

You’re such a gentleman!

Oh, honey?

Hm?

Don’t forget that darling balaclava.