Anger: I’m going to strangle something.
Denial: Why? It’s not like he meant to do it.
Depression: Yes, he did. He meant it and it’s terrible. Oh, it’s so terrible.
Anger: I’m really, really going to shoot the guy.
Depression: Now, there’s no one. We’re alone.
Denial: Nah. Everything’s fine. Stop over-reacting.
Hope: Hey guys, it will be fine.
Depression: Who said that?
Anger: I can make it fine.
Denial: I dunno D, I didn’t hear anything.
Depression: You’re right. Oh god, I’m hearing voices.
Denial / Anger: Shut up. All of you!
Hope: In time, everything will be fine.
Hahaha awesome.
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