The Main Attraction

Ladies and gentlemen, the author talks to a pillbug!
 
Oh pillbug, let me curl with you. Together in our spirals we can be safe from the world.
 
And now, the author composes a scene!
 
Two grumpy old men have lived in this place for years. All they do is sit on a porch and tell tall tales. Their wives scold them daily.
 
And finally, ladies and gentlemen, an adage of housewifery that the author composed just today!
 
How do you eat a dozen eggs in a single day?
Eggs for breakfast,
Eggs for lunch.
Eggs for dinner,
Eggs for brunch.