It's a plan

Time passes slowly when you have to pee. Time passes fast when you drink a shot of beer every minute. After thirty shot-minutes, the two effects cancel out and time moves at the correct speed. But constantly changing music creates a flux state in which time doesn’t flow, but exist in a series of remixable self-contained moments. With no beginning or end, only an infinite series of sixty-second loops, time simply forgets what is going on and goes out for a smoke. With this method Todd planned to powerhour his way into the past. He’d always wanted to meet Jesus.