Charles: Hello?
Brad: Hey dude, just returning your call! Say, am I on speaker phone?
Charles: Yeah, I’m driving. What call?
Brad: You called me.
Charles: Hm, I don’t think--
Brad: Yeah, last night, remember? You called pretending to be Lord Voldemort and then I was like, hey dude I have caller ID.
Charles: Oh God, wait--
Brad: and then you told me how you finally fucked Ingrid! Anyway I just wanted to say congrats.
(silence)
Brad: She’s in the car with you isn’t she.
Ingrid: Hi Brad.
Brad: Hi Ingrid.
Charles: Alright, gotta go. Talk to you later.
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