Removed from the Internet.

“The photograph has now been removed from the internet,” wrote the PR agent, regarding the image of the gorgeous actress, whose face was convincingly photoshopped onto a naked body that happened not to be hers.

The photograph has now been removed from the internet. The punch has been unspiked. The car accident has been corrected. Yesterday’s newspaper has been unwritten. The peanut butter has been scraped out of the shag carpet. The gossip has been contained. The melted ice has been reassembled exactly. Last night’s booty call has been uncalled and unbooty-ed. Reality has been fixed and everything is fine.