Castigado (Grounded)

Things my 9 year old host brother has been grounded for:

Being late for dinner. Squirting too much ketchup on his plate. Yelling. Squirting ketchup on the table. Lying. Calling his gramma a liar. Not speaking when his mom asks him a question. Speaking when his mom tells him to be quiet. Crying about being grounded. Crying about not getting enough food. Eating too many cookies for dessert. Eating cookies right before dinner. Eating his brother’s cookies. Squirting ketchup on his brother’s plate. Not doing his homework before dinner. Not taking a shower before dinner. Interrupting. Did I mention ketchup?