The Artist And His Message

“It’s art, bitch!” That’s my motto; it’s what I shout at people.
In my wanted poster they say I’m an immoral prankster. I’d say it fits all of us, so why aren’t they hunting everybody?
What do I do? Sneak up behind ladies and blow my nose using their hair as Kleenex. “It’s art, bitch!” Kick pigeons while they eat French fries I fed them. “It’s art, bitches!” Find plastic bags in trashcans and put them over people’s heads, fastening them with rubber bands. “It’s art, bitch!”
Beautiful, insolent art that will someday have my wanted body in a museum.