People don’t make eye contact with other people they don’t know and if they do it’s never mistaken for kindness.
People who work at blockbuster are caricatures of people who work at the DMV, but at least they don’t know how miserable they are.
People slap their hands together violently to make abrasive noises to show appreciation for something they think is good.
People stop at red lights when no one’s around late at night not because they’re afraid they’ll kill someone, but because they think someone is watching.
People think people are smart.
People think people are dumb.
Hm.
Hm. Fourth one especially.
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