Jaunt Into Facebook

Eric sat down at his computer, pulled up Facebook, and held still as the robot arms warmed up. The last few days the site had been slow, and all he wanted to do was check up on his ex-girl’s activity. Today everything was smooth, and before he knew it the his brain had been gently removed from his left ear and transferred into the two-dimensional world of statuses, pictures, and hyperlink gateways. Like always, it was a wonderful feeling, a kind of Disneyland for the social parts of the mind, and he lost himself far longer than he had planned.