Looking for a best friend replacement.
Desired Qualities (heavily recommended, but not necessary if you feel you can bring more to the table):
Doesn’t talk too much
Has hair that doesn’t thwack people in the face
Makes jokes that are actually funny
Knows how to repair pants that he/she has borrowed, worn, and ripped
Likes to do things I do sometimes
Knows how to care for plants without killing them
No flaking on commitments
Likes cheese (this is the one deal breaker)
Won’t eat my food without me looking
Hasn’t murdered anyone and doesn’t plan to
Isn't Frank David Smith.
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