“Oh my god, Stacy! Don’t look now, but that girl is like totally wearing the same costume as you.”
“That bitch!”
“Who would have thought that like, someone else would come to the party as a playboy-bunny-slutty-disney-princess-ladybug?”
“Slut. She like even has the same shade of lip gloss!”
“She doesn’t even like, look good.”
“I’m going to have to like, totally take control of this situation. I mean, I’m entitled to my own costume, right? I like, totally thought of it first. She’s like, totally going down.”
“Totally.”
“Oh wait, Stacy? I think we were just looking in the mirror.”
Like, oh snap.
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