Roar

I am hungry. No, I am ravenous. I want to consume the entire contents of the universe. You know how people say they’re so hungry they could eat a cow right now? Well, I could eat ten. And then I’d eat that truck of potatoes that just zoomed past on the freeway, dip ‘em in a bathtub full of catsup.

But that’s not nearly enough for me. I want to ablate that chair you are currently sitting on. Notebook, pencil, and all. I will devour the very clothes off my back. And yours, too.

I am hunger, hear me roar!