Sunday, January 10, 2010

The University Zoo

Welcome! Please drop your cellular phones at the reception desk, for the students recognize them only as enrichment toys and may try to take them from you. Our first exhibit is the Computer Science wing. Their environment is adjusted to perpetual nighttime darkness with LCD monitors for lighting. Their primary form of communication is digital. Next, we have the economics department They are currently interacting with a simulated stock market enrichment toy. There is a small fountain of coffee to the left for adequate nutrition, but this makes them easily agitated, so please don’t disturb them. Any questions so far?

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