Would you like a brain tostada, a brain empanada?
Our special today, make you specialer today.
Crispy fried, your brain inside, succulent spices and spiciest sauces.
Cheapest price for you and me, my brain surgery you provide the meat.
Who tastes best to you? Why you of course!
So don’t delay, consume your brain, we’ll cook it up just right.
Come right on in, a napkin for your chin and complimentary Sprite.
Happiness here, have no fear!
The sale’s today, tomorrow, the next, as long as our customers crave.
Thousands, millions all satisfied with eyes closed and bellies all full.
I imagine this to be a willy wonka song.
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