Once I got stranded in the desert. It was unbelievably hot and sand kept getting under my toenails, so I went to the Information Center.
- Hello.
- How may I help you today?
- Can you tell me where the nearest oasis is?
- No, sorry.
- What?
- I’m sorry, I can no longer tell you how to get to the oases.
- Why not? Isn’t that your job?
- Too many strandees were abusing the services offered, so the management of the oases has requested we stop referring strandees there until...
That’s when I fainted from dehydration.
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ReplyDeleteyou should read "the hitchikers guide to the galaxy," you would really like it. a lot.