Condiments

What did the baby tomato say to the daddy tomato when they crossed the road? Catch up! Get it? Like ketchup. I’m going to tell you right now that I only like tomatoes in the form of ketchup. You know how some burger joints have “special sauce I don’t think it’s a real condiment. What is a real condiment, though? Does it have to be liquidey? Dippable? Renowned? What about salt and pepper? Parmesan, or a crunchy pickle? I believe strongly that condiments are anything that adds a twist, another dimension to it. Ketchup is the mother of all condiments.