Sunday:
He looked into the mirror. “I’m ugly.” He went to church, and prayed to God to be made more attractive.
Monday:
He looked into the mirror: “I’m ugly.” He went off to work, asked Elaine out and was rejected. “It’s probably because I’m so ugly.”
Tuesday:
He looked into the mirror: “I’m ugly.” He went off to work, and he spilled some sauce on his pants. “This will only contribute to my ugliness.”
Wednesday:
He looked into the mirror: “I’m ugly.” He went off to work, and got promoted. “It’s probably because they feel sorry for the ugly guy.”
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