Bragadocious mafaka

Our rap is badass. It’s G. It flows like a gushing stream of urine after you’ve been holding it for an hour: easily. It’s precise. It’s playful. It’s French.

It’s in fucking French.

I don’t even speak French. Well. But I can rap it. And so can you.

We rapped it so well that French speakers can’t even understand it.

We wrote lyrics so tight translators can't translate it.

We used a beat so bumpin that basses can’t even deliver it.

We’re better than everything you’ve ever heard.

We are kings.

We are champions.

We are legends.

We are god.