Back home in America.
Where a coffee’s a coffee, money looks like money, waiters act like waiters, on-time is on-time, big cities have tall buildings, meters and grams are miles and pounds, police and ambulance sirens sound like there’s an actual emergency, everyone’s a foreigner, plugs fit in the outlet, streets are paved not cobble stoned, pop music is local, sweat pants are an option, Coke is cheaper than beer, public bathrooms are free, salads are accepted and so is being fat, websites end in .com, and a cross-country trip takes weeks not hours.
It’s nice to be back everybody.
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