Grill-head

Once upon a time there was a man whose head was actually a George Foreman grill. George Foreman did not know about this man, in fact he had never even heard of him, despite the fact that his little grilling invention had led to this incredible specimen of evolution. Anyway, the grill-head man was quite popular due to the fact that he could turn anyone’s boring old sandwich into an exciting lined hot panini-type sandwich. People got to thinking he did the same for their days. Now, who knows if a grill-head can do that kind of good-natured, day-inspiring thing.