Incredible Action Adventures

Kyle grabbed his toaster oven and ran out his house.
“Stop right there!” the henchman yelled from the front door.
He glanced back to see the ugly man appearing with a rocket launcher. “Unexpected!” he yelled, starting to bob and weave.
“I’ll do it!” came the inevitable high pitched voice.
Kyle laughed to himself, vaulted over a parked car, and made it around the corner of a building. He didn’t stop running for a few blocks, where he had to resist the urge to pop into the corner market for a Snickers.
Then a taxi passing by exploded.
He ran.