"Mr. Hughes, it was great to - "
"Mr. Hughes? That’s what they call my dad! Please, call me Martin."
"Martin, it was great to meet you. You’re a great journalist and - "
"Journalist? That’s what they call my dad! Please, call me a blogger."
"You’re a great blogger and an inspiring doctor, who - "
"Doctor? That’s what they call my dad! Please, call me a healer."
"You’re an inspiring healer with a lot of drive and great ideas for - "
"Wait, wait. Please stop using adjectives and nouns. People would use those to describe my dad."
"God you’re obnoxious! Never mind."
"Obnoxious? Please – post-modern."
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